Ophelia's theories are usually driven by my observations and experience.
1) Male human
species:
There are several
types of men:
Categroies | Description | Relationship status | Reasons |
Type I Men | shy, quiet, do not take chances | either have a very "long " time girlfriend or are still singles | do not take chances to meet girls or another girl |
Type II Men | are very interested in "young" girls who are 5 or 6 years younger | usually have one | to prove that he is smarter than his girl |
Type III Men | use girlfriends' money | must have one | to have money to spend |
Type IV Men | smart, interested in "stupid" girl | do not really have to have one | to help him do housework because he is very busy |
2) Female human
species (Well, it has to be fair to talk about girls)
Categroies | Description | Relationship status | Reasons |
Naive Type | Totally into her guy and obeys every single word that he commends | Usually has one | because this type of girls attracts guys. |
Material Type | Totally into "money" and "brand name" items | Has a rich guy as a boyfriend | only rich guys can afford her spendings |
Balanced Type | Totally independent | Does not have one | because no guys like independent girls |
High Standard Type | Totally into her set of "standards" | Hard to find one | because guys have to pass the basic standards first |
3) Ten questions
that guys should be careful to answer:
(Hints to guys:
Don't think. Just say "no" and then turn your head away)
1) Do I look
fat?
2) Does size
matter?
3) Is she pretty?
4) How many
girlfriends did you have before me?
5) What are
your old girlfriends like?
6) Did you like
her (ex-girlfriend) more?
7) How was she
(in terms of sex)?
8) Was she good
(in terms of sex)?
9) Do I look
fat/bad on this dress?
10)Have you
ever cheated on me?
4) Questions that girls should not waste their breath to ask/say:
1) Will you love
me forever?
2) How many
girlfriends did you have before me?
3) What are
your old girlfriends like?
4) Are you serious
with me?
5) Why do you
like/love me?
6) Who did you
go out with?
7) Do not cheat
on me while you are on a business trip.
8) Am I the
love of your life?
5) Sometimes girls can be such a control freak to their boyfriends.
1) Don't go to
have dinner with other girls
2) Don't go
clubbing
3) Don't drink
4) Don't pay
for your friends
5) Don't look
at other girls
6) Leave all
of your friends and only stay with me
Please don't be surprise. Some girls are indeed like this.